April is almost over which means that our unbelievable 20th year is nearly one third of the way over. I just cannot stress to you enough how crazy it is that we’ve been doing this for twenty fucking years. Do anything for twenty damn years, I dare ya! We’ve put out THREE new songs since the last update: “Human Being” (3/30/23), “Exegesis” (4/17/23), and “Church and State” (4/24/23). We’ve got a new music video too, it’s for “Haul My Ashes” and it’s a humdinger! What does the future hold for THE SPR3? Only MotherCat knows for sure!
Prolific as fuck that’s us. Since our last update we’ve released two new songs: “Akimbo” (2/14/23) and “Trauma Sturgeon” (3/2/23). We’ve put out two new music videos as well. One for the aforementioned “Trauma Sturgeon” and one for “Blue32”- a top notch banger whose audio was released way back in January. In other thrilling SPR3 news, BORENAIL RECORDS included our smash hit “Dream Woman” (6/25/22) on their “A Wistful Valentines Compilation 2023” over on bandcamp. Then they released a “Dragged Vocal Mix” of “Dream Woman” on their “VAPORIZED” remix album. It’s all pretty insane stuff. But, we’re only a fourth of the way through our superlatively mad and mind bogglingly historic 20th year… you won’t believe what we do next! Stay fucking tuned!
We’re so proud of our new songs that we added a “Most Recent SPR3 Songs” playlist to the frontpage on January 24th, 2023. We’ve released two new music videos since our last update, “Meow is the Time” and “The Charm Offensive.” On the 27th of January the good people at The City Weekly (the local alternative weekly paper ‘round these parts) was nice enough to let their readers know that not only do we have lots of swell new content but also that we are now in our long hyped twentieth year. Read it for yourself at yer leisure, the link can be found in the “Press (SPR3 & Chiaroscuro)” section. Most importantly, our newest song – “Cat on the Bus” – came out on February 7th. Listen to it today via that aforementioned new playlist and then shower us with compliments in the official SPR3 dot com guestbook. Oh! And don’t forget to participate in the new poll! It’s IMPORTANT!
On December 31st, 2022 we released “Moldy Figs” and then when the clock struck midnight our amazing 20th year began. That’s right, my friends! Way back in 2003 DOOMLAZER and FILTHYZINESTER began creating music together as THE SPR3. Our favorite creations were introduced to the world (a.k.a. the SLC, UT zine scene) as part of “THE CD OF THE ABSURD” – a CD included with every copy of CHIAROSCURO #12. Cover date – October 2003. Since this thrilling, historic, and undeniably sexy year began we’ve released THREE new songs and ONE new music video! “Haul My Ashes” came out on the 8th, “Blue32” on the 14th, and “SundayScaries” dropped on the 16th. The music video for “Grammelot” came out on the 16th as well. Stay tuned, folks. We’re just getting started!
Since our last update we’ve released three new songs: “Snafu” (11/10/22), “Grammelot” (12/3/22), and “The Charm Offensive” (12/18/22). Our smash hit, “Teen Werewolf!” (5/7/22), finally got it’s own music video. And “Worst Year Ever” (6/30/21) was included on Borenail Records’ “Weird Shit 2022 Compilation” over on bandcamp.
In less than two weeks THE SPR3’s thrilling 20th year will begin…
Our productivity is through the damn roof around here, I tell ya! We released “Theme Song” on 10/13/22, “Omnium Gatherum” on 10/23/22, and “Sprezzatura” on 10/29/22! And earlier this week “Theme Song” was included on “The 5th Annual Charity Pornogrind Compilation” by Dollar Pickle Records over on bandcamp. Pretty fucking good month to be The SPR3.
It’s update time, baby! On 9/7/22 we released one hell of a toe tapper by the name of “No Signal.” On 9/12/22 a music video for “Dream Woman” was released into the wild. “Eine Kleine Nachtmusik”, our 2nd new song of the month was completed on 9/20/22. And on 9/24/22 the aforementioned “No Signal” got it’s very own music video. Only three months to go until our historic 20th year of making noise begins!
One more update before this month finally ends - Got two important things to tell ya about! Number one! Art! What is it? Why is it? And tell it to stop humping my leg! You want it? We’ve got it! 77 new sensational visuals have been added to the art gallery! Click on “SPR3 images” and your life will never be the same again! Number two! Mixclouds! What are they? Why are they? And, I’m flattered really - but, cut it out! Learn all you need to know about “Mixclouds” by clicking on the new link - it’s between the youtubes and the soundclouds and is sure to blow your mind!
These are exciting times for The SPR3 and our fans! This week we released TWO new music videos! One for the 2021 classic “Salty Breeze” and one for our brand new smash hit - “Off Switch.” — In other news three more issues of CHIAROSCURO have been uploaded in PDF form. Now the first twenty-one issues of SLC’s most legendary zine are on the site! — More excitement? You know it! FZ was interviewed for the “Awangarda U Kloszarda” blog! Who will interview FZ, DL, or the entire band next? Maybe you!
Everything zen? Gavin Rossdale says he doesn’t think so. The SPR3 say “Y-not?” Today we released our 9th new song of 2022 AND it already has a music video! It’s called “Guided Meditation” and it’s sure to chase away the summertime blues! — Also, back on 7/16/22 we released a video for “Jam.” There’s a censored version floating around on youtube, but the original version is exclusive content to this very website! — P.S. The countdown is getting serious. Roughly five months until we begin celebrating our 20th anniversary. Stay tuned and sign the fucking guestbook. It’s fun, I promise!
A new song was uploaded today! It’s called “Jam” and it’s our 8th new song of the year! — A few weeks ago we completed a music video for “Music is an Insult to Silence.” It’s our 4th new music video of the year! — Yes, sir, 2022 has been a great year for SPR3 content thus far! We’re less than six months away from 2023 now too and… you know what that means! Soon we will be celebrating 20 fucking years of THE SPR3!!! We’re almost as excited as you are!
Don’t worry, I come bearing good news! Since our last “news update” was posted, two new SPR3 songs have been completed and uploaded for your enjoyment. “Meow is the time” hit the scene back on 5/28/22 and it’s revolutionary spirt is needed now more than ever. “Dream Woman” is brand fucking new today. Neither have music videos. Yet.
1) Our newest song is called “Teen Werewolf” and it’s a gosh darned banger! It was completed and uploaded on 5/7/22. 2) Our newest music video (completed and uploaded on 5/21/22) is for “Aunt Poison” and it features top notch footage from my Vegas vacation a few years back! Pre-pandemic, naturally, I’m not a monster. 3) Last AND least, today we celebrate the one year anniversary of last year’s hit song “Corpse Fuck*r” !!!
1) Today we celebrate the one year anniversary of our now legendary “Rhythm & Booze” cassette tape! If you don’t have a copy, but you are reading this, that’s bananas! Order your copy immediately! 2) On 4/13/22 our newest song was completed and uploaded. It’s called “Aunt Poison” and you should listen to it twice ‘cuz it’s just that damn nice!
This update is going to be like Mary Lou Retton - Short and Sweet. Check out the new songs "Detritus" and "Music is an Insult to Silence". Also, watch the two (2) music videos for Detritus linked on the 'About' page.
Great news. — Since our last “News Update” we unleashed “No Room” which was truly the song of the season. The season was a fucking terrible bloodbath, but… ya still gotta dance to sonething! — Today we have uploaded “Detritus”, for better or worse. Jiving that ya were voodoo. The children were crass, naturally. — Chiaroscuro #13-18 were added to the site. In PDF form. — Sha-la-la-la-la, man.
Gee fucking whiz, it has been AWHILE since our last “News Update.” — First things first, today we released a sensational number called “Cannonballs Anonymous” AND it has a music video too! — Second things second, a few months back a little song called “Muddy Puddles” came out. It has a music video too! — What else… our “Rhythm & Booze” cassette got a swell plug on a podcast called “People are the Enemy.” Host seems like an amicable fella. — Doomlazer has been awfully busy with a VERY exciting project so…. stay tuned for more fun and excitement from yer pals, THE SPR3!
On August 5th, 2021 we completed and uploaded our latest and greatest music video. Clearly our devoted public agrees with that assessment as “Worst Year Ever” has been viewed over A DOZEN times since then! Turns out, even during a pandemic people still love it when shit goes viral! — That’s not all that’s new though! Since our last “News Update”, a lot has happened in the wonderful world of The SPR3! We had the honor of appearing on the 6th episode of the “Banana Runts Memories” podcast! We uploaded more classic issues of “CHIAROSCURO” ! AND we’ve got new songs! “Slideshow” & “Bananaz” are our newest audio delights! Enjoy!
A new song was completed and uploaded yesterday! So, six months since this website went live we have made EIGHT new songs! “Dot Com”, “HeadCase”, “Idiots”, “Get Beat”, “Jealousy”, “Corpse Fuck*r”, “Salty Breeze”, and our newest… “Worst Year Ever.”
New video for Corpse Fuck*r released.
Today’s YOUR lucky day! We’ve got a new feature here on this very website that will enable YOUR dream to come true! Assuming that your dream was to help us make a future SPR3 song, that is! Check it out - https://speakpipe.com/spr3voicemailbox Upload noises, compliments, or weird sex shit! Do as thou wilt, I say! AS THOU WILT!!!
Grab yourself a mojito and enjoy the summer sounds of the latest SPR3 song "Salty Breeze". It's in the "shuffle all" playlist.
New song released: Corpse Fuck*er. The song title is a reference to the surrealist game, Exquisite Corpse, that inspired the technique used to produce this track. FZ and DL took turns emailing back and forth adding one 'piece' to the track at a time. There was no preplanned theme or musical ideas other than how the song would be created. It started with 15 seconds of drumming and after more than a dozen iterations, morphed into the finished version. Yes, technically that differs significantly from how Exquisite Corpse is played, but we lean dadaist.
If you haven't already ordered your cassette tape of "Rhythm & Booze" you better hurry - we only have several thousand more available. After you order, check out the just-released SPR3 song "Jealousy" in the 'Shuffle All' playlist. More zine issues, SPR3 pics and some minor formatting changes have also been added recently.
“Rhythm & Booze” - the cassette.
Due to unpopular demand, more issues of the legendary zine that birthed The SPR3 have been uploaded in reader friendly PDF format no less!
There’s a new song too. Answers to “Get Beat” and it’s... something alright!
#NoSpoilers but... there’s a lot of exciting shit on the horizon. Stay tuned. Be young. Have fun. Drink pepsi.
Few people realize how toxic it is to produce a single SPR3 song. The numbers are shocking and frankly, it has has the potential to destroy our planet. Take a look for yourself: https://thespr3.com/picsSPR3/footprint.png. That said, we've just added 38 recent SPR3 songs missing from the website. That's 102 minutes of new music in the "Shuffle All" playlist!
Big news! The THIRD new SPR3 song of 2021 has arrived! It’s called “Idiots” and just like “HeadCase” or “Dot Com” you can find it on the “Not on CD” and “Play All” playlists!
Also! More music videos have been created and uploaded for YOUR enjoyment! All the new songs have videos!
For a hot minute there, we forgot that it was all about the MUSIC!
2nd new song of 2021 has arrived. It’s called “HeadCase” and if you don’t know by now how to find it here... yeesh! She was a boy, he was a girl... can i make it anymore obvious?
The WebAmp media player now works on Safari! Since Safari doesn't enable WebGL2.0 by default, it loads without the visualizer. It's possible to enable it though. I might add instructions on how to do this at some point - might not!
There’s a new poll on the front page, a long lost FZ appearance on Brian Staker’s “Awkward Hour” podcast, and we’ve got a fun as fuck doodle wall now!
Salt Lake City Weekly just did a short piece on theSPR3.com. https://www.cityweekly.net/utah/spr3s-online-design/Content?oid=16351889
Big update roundup! More links! More music videos! Video games! Hackers! Schizopolis! And lots of behind the scenes stuff that keep the site working and looking great that I’m told is quite the hassle!
It still needs some work but I reconfigured the image galleries, sorted based on category, and optimized most of the images. Everything should now load faster. Other than the WebAmp music player, the site is now 100% written from scratch by DL, so blame him.
Happy birthday to Dustin Neil Diamond!
New song release in celebration of the recent website launch. "DOT COM" was uploaded to soundcloud here: https://soundcloud.com/thenewspr3/dot-com. It was also added to the "not on CD" and "all songs" playlists on TheSRP3.com
Exciting news! This SPE3 News page has just been created. The site only came online Jan 1st 2021, so we're making some progress.
This will mostly be used to announce and track new song releases. In the unlikely event something else happens it might be mentioned here. Who knows?
You're all invited to the SRP3 party happening now til ????